After choosing the plates, napkins, and cups, I decided to move on to another item that I didn’t think would be difficult to acquire in a non-penis variety: invitations. I just can’t muster up the willpower to start the more difficult searches yet. Fortunately, I was correct in my assumption, and I found a good share of bachelorette party invitations that do not have penises on them. I found two different varieties with martini glasses on them instead. Unfortunately, I can’t decide between the two. Here’s the first:

And here’s the second:

Which should I get? The first one is a better deal, but I think the second one looks a little classier. I’ll have to think about it. I am, of course, open to your suggestions.